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MichaelJacks0n
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Name: Michael
Gender: Female
Interests: touching up my nose, and molesting little children
Expertise: Whining, and doing interviews where I make fun of myself... but in the end I regret it, and do another interview to make up for it... but I still make fun of myself without knowing it.
Occupation: Artist
Message: message me
Member Since:
3/29/2003
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| Okay, seriously now. When you think about it, I'm obviously not the
real fricken Michael Jackson. All your comments are the same. Let's
list the categories of retardation. Okay! Ready? Let's start.
Group 1: "You mother fucking pedophile. Go to hell."
Oh. Yes. I'm sure talking to a person who isn't in contact with Michael
Jackson really gives a flying peewad what you think. Even if he is a
pedophile, he's not touching your body parts, so stop having a spaz
attack.
Group 2: [Insert lame jokes everyone and their mother has heard]
Yea. I get the point, you aren't creative enough to come up with a joke
no one has heard before. You think you've blown me away with your
"vicious" joke, and I'll go in my room and hide in the corner crying my
eyes out. Even if I were Michael Jackson, I'd have heard so many jokes
I'd be numb and hand you a Fuck You note and that'll be that.
Group 3: I think your hot.
First of all. It's "you're" not your. And I would also like to add it's
"there" not "their" or vice versa. Goddamnit. How are you assholes
going to survive in life if you can't even tell what word to use in the
right fricken situation. And yes, I'm sure his plastic nose is
attractive, but no one gives a shit.
Group 4: You're not fucking MJ.
Look above the FRICKEN BLOG ENTRY IDIOT. I EVEN SAID IT WASN'T. Really. You people need to be re-educated.
Also:
"go fuck your mom you fucking lame ass loser... get a fucking life.. you
fucking shit licker... god people are so fucking gay these days... mj
sucks you fucking know it and mj should die that god damn boy fucking
rap shit head... get a mother fucking life change back to your normal
sex, go back to your normal color and stop with composing music.... pinkyhot"
Do I give a flying fuck? Wow, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck. The word has
lost all meaning after your useless rant. Insert fuck between every
fucking word so I can appear to be so fucking cool cause I know how to
type fuck every other fucking word. Fuck I'm cool. Fucker.
End.
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| from: caramelicious4eva
"ya'll are soo ignant. Who r u really NE ways? i'll say a prayer iight pce"
I must use this as an example of pure stupidity. Little girl, just because you know you want some of my beautiful bleached flesh, doesn't mean you have to be oh so hateful. Oh! And I'll pray for you to learn what a dictionary is, you ignorant pisswad, and hopefully that your gender will change--raping girls is no fun :'( Marie should know, poor girl.
from: ni_asian
"pay me lots of money then i would make everyone love you!!!(give me money)
*azn person"
Doesn't matter if they love me. I'll give them a hardcore loving *licks lips* I"ll love you too baby boy.
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WHAT'S WITHT THE SNURG. |
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Posted 11/24/2003 at 8:23 PM by maiownfan |
SNURG
anyway, all is well with the court crap. i'm sick of acting goody goody, mj's gonna go wild. party at my place, all boys are welcome. transexuals not allowed. THANK YOU! | | |
| I did not rape that little boy. I am horrified that anyone would EVER think that. Why, me, Michael Jackson, perfect as can be, how could I ever be suspected of commiting such a malicious act! If I were not Michael Jackson I would be shamed to even be near me due to these rumors, but since I am Michael Jackson, please don't run away... all I ever wanted was to be loved (please imagine me with puppy dog eyes, giving you that "Aw-You-KNOW-YOU-LOVE-ME" gaze). Please support me if anything happens! Remember this: anyone who is against me is a big big big MEANY! *SNURG* | | |
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HeeHee. Sorry I've been so busy lately. SNUUUUUUUURRRRGGG. My nose is a little runny. Anyway, I went to Spain for a while. Yep. Uh huh. Well um. Here's a picture from my great vacation. Look at that baby. Ooh baby you soooo cute weee heheheheh SNUUUURG. Isn't that the cutest horse you ever saw? I think it got mad when it realized I had no sugar cubes. I offered by baby instead OOOH ISN'T IT CUTE? Aw, baby like the horise? YES. Next time I'm going to bring Lisa Marie with me. I bet we'll have fun. Right? She's still hot. I wonder if she'll still love me. Little children, they're cute, but they just can't do the things she does. SNUUURRGH. LISA MARIE COME TO ME!!! | | |
| I am not broke. If i was broke you think i'd own neverland. I will Never go broke. I will Never admit to anything the tabloids say. I will Never admit I had a boob job. I will Never admit I had a nose job. I will Never admit I had a face life. I will Never admit I had a chin surgery. I will Never admit that these aren't my biological children. I will Never admit I hate everyone who points there finger at me. You know what. Screw that. I HATE YOU ALL! ESPECIALLY YOU MICHAEL BASHIR! KISS MY NOSE YOU FREAK!
 AND SCREW YOU CHANNEL 4, 7, 9, 11, 10, 27, 13, 2, and ALL THOSE OTHER CHANNELS WHO INSIST I'M A FREAK. DAMMIT! YOU'RE FREAKS! NOT ME!!! *GIGGLES HYSTERICALLY* YEA YOU!! YOU!!!!!!!!!
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